Wait until you hear about L’Oréal nazi.

A tank that chews through 5 gallons per mile? Who’s going to be sitting in the tanker truck to do refils?

VR is great when playing Warthunder in aircraft, where you can easily track an opponents plane while maneuvering your aircraft after them.

For tank and naval battles - meh.

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

It wasn’t unplugged, but Sid Vicious used his bass as a bat against Brian Faltin in Texas.

Puke on the singers shoes

Poor Italians are turning in their graves.

Wait until you hear about pineapple on pizza. Pineapple!

User name checks out for such a confused statement.

Ha bacteria! It’s not the water you should be worried about.

It’s the quart gallon of vodka I wash it down with each night, as I try to blot out my existence.

Fuck you bacteria (and my liver), I WIN!

Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV

And you think you’re so clever and classless and free

But you’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see

Spontaneously combust?

“It sucks to realize something you put in a lot of work into had no real benefit”

Everyone who worked for Amazon has this thought.

Agreed. Also seems people are keen to cut down tall poppy’s. Is slagging off Black in fashion now?

Aren’t left handed threads used when there is torque or rotation that would cause nuts on right handed threads to loosen?

We’ll take cash, we’ll take checks,

We’ll take credit cards, we’ll take jewelry,

We’ll take your momma’s dentures if they got gold in them!

You’re saying he stepped down because of this, yet others are saying nothing happened?

The social credit score system is pretty effective at ensuring everyone says they like Xi.

Happiness is mandatory.

No wonder Google ex-CEO was saying fuck climate goals.

Guess when you’re sending 5 million? Yeah right.