Our chief kink is suprise!

Ni!

Take her on a crusade to concur the holy land, start a quest to find the Holy Grail, and show her how to slay the dragon.

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

Spoken like someone who hasn’t had a good roast dinner or cottage pie.

I’m just going to leave this here, don’t mind me.

Is it shiny and chrome?

The slightly misshapen head and facial features from fetal alcohol syndrome.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but:

It’s ok.

You took action to remedy the immediate problem. That’s a huge step.

Now you’re grieving for the current state and how it could have gotten this bad. It’s ok to cry and accept that your past self made mistakes, when you’re able to you should forgive your past self. Take as long as you need to do that.

What comes next is getting to your feet and just fix it up a little. Doesn’t have to be a lot and it won’t all get done overnight. All that’s needed is just 1% everyday. It’s ok to take a break, it’s ok to go slower, but a little progress everyday and you’ll get there.

You Linux users sure are a contentious people.

I didn’t have NATO solar punk graphic novel on my bingo card, but I’m not complaining.

Depends if the current british owners are emotionally abusing their nephew by keeping him there.

Ah Knights Tale, good film.

The Mail has less utility than toilet paper.

The Akira Slide.

(Chef’s kiss)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!

This quote has got to be up there with

“The secret ingredient is crime.”

And

“That crack is very moreish.”

I’d also like an explanation.