What’s with news outlets using the word “tap” lately?

It’s not a fuckin card game where you tap your card to activate it.

California recently voted to keep slavery legal so idk about them.

It’s not just boomers though. I work with a lot of younger people and they all still use xitter/facebook.

They either don’t know/care about alternatives because “everyone else is using it”

Instead of comparing these smaller platforms together to find out why one is better or not people should be focusing on why xitter and Facebook are still two of the most popular forms of social media.

So where was all this resistance during the election?

Where was all this activism when democracy hung in the balance?

Why did it take until the dictator was already in power for people to do anything about it?

And it smears into your shoe

BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

We out here tryna die fam.

They want it small enough to fit in a uterus

Arrrrrrroooooooooo

“I’ll break into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place!”

The bar was on the floor.

These dumb mfers brought shovels.

I’m honestly convinced he’s just really bad at remembering character names so everyone just renames his character Hector

Is Kermit supposed to be the alcoholic or the person on the hotline? The face could work for either.

Unless your poor.

Except what the leader of Germany decides to do doesn’t generally affect the entire planet. At the same time if the leader of Germany was a racist, sexist, fascist, bigoted piece of shit hell bent on becoming a dictator I’d wanna know about every detail.

“How do I bury my head in the sand and act like none of this is real?”

This is what everyone who says shit like this sounds like. I get that it’s not your country but the fact remains that it’s still going to effect you as well.

Women create most of their own issues and then blame men for not fixing them.

Obviously I’m not saying all their problems cause men are pretty fucked but most of the problems women complain about are because of other women.

Especially when it comes to beauty standards.