Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.

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I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.

I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

they means

Lmao

You’d die before visiting all the beaches because sharks and irukandji will kill you in the first few. Failing that, the drop bears will get you in between beaches.

Obviously not, I said they work.

My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.

Go fuck yourself

They want you to get your dumbass out of the passing lane.

That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.

Oops! Dyslexia lol. My bad.

SPIC lmao. They might want to rethink that acronym.

My company, which is pretty generous (by US standards) gives us 8 paid sick days per year. Up until this year we got unlimited after that with a doctors note (unpaid, bit you wouldn’t get fired for it.) This year they stopped accepting doctor notes, so if you rub out of sick time, tough shit. BUT if you’re out for over a week, FMLA or disability or some shit like that kicks in, and there ain’t fuck all they can do about it lol. And THAT shit is paid. I have a feeling they’re gonna rethink the doctors note thing next year lol.

Not to mention smug self righteousness.

Being able to block what you want is great, having other people decide what to block for you is not.

Shame you didn’t learn some basic life skills along with your vaunted education.

Looks like you butt-hurted the MuRiCa BaD folks lol.

Dafuq is a manpad? Is that for when your asshole is bleeding?

I haven’t seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.