“Fee speech” is a serendipitous typo. Or maybe you meant it. First I’ve heard it, anyway.

Got his milkshake drunk

First glance at the thumbnail made me think I was looking at an old pickup truck with a desert camouflage blanket over it.

I can’t claim to know what all this feels like to trans people, but Andy Beshear is not your enemy.

I say as an atheist - if all religious people shared Andy Beshear’s flavor of god delusion, the world would be a better place.

This doesn’t meet the bar you want, but my marketing professor called the .99 idea the single greatest thing to come out of marketing in a century.

Mackerel

Fun fact! The official name for that holiday is Washington’s Birthday.

I don’t know the story behind its label of President’s Day but on the federal reserve’s website it shows:
“Washington’s Birthday (President’s Day)”

Any cat lover who hasn’t seen George Carlin talk about cats should do themselves a favor and look it up. YouTube link

So… they’re going to make us all billionaires?

YES. THEY WILL. You will not have a billion dollars, but they will make you a billionaire!

Like the fox hunters in Mary Poppins?! D:

Upvote for a quality zoo exhibit

I was thinking the OC could’ve (should’ve) started some shit by putting them in order by distance from the sun as they are now, except for putting Saturn before Mercury. And then enjoy the hand wringing.

Ham and pork

Piss after fapping. TWO STREAMS

Sal Tlay Ka Siti!

Well…you made me feel one iota less justified in sending my dad a shirt with Bootlicker in large font.

YEAHHH SHITTYMORPH

A more interesting pic:

*Editing to say I didn’t notice the sub, and I don’t mean to suggest the OP pic was subpar. I just got excited and wanted to share the other images too.

We’re rich!

That’s kind of overwhelming to me. It’s like there’s no bottom to that rabbit hole. I love it and I have so many questions.