I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
I tried it once and vomited on my sweater
Kafka was only appreciated after his death
Been trying to
At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot
POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver
Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle
Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives
But doctor, I am Pagliacci
What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined
I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay
It’s real, it happened to my buddy Gulliver once
At least 609 million people would understand. Hindi is the third most common (spoken) language globally.
Now you’re talking Turkey
“You all will be stardust”
My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz
I thought it had been accepted as an exonym, not just an endonym
Cross-referencing the list of areas served from the Wikipedia page for Arby’s with a map of which countries commonly have bidets, we can determine that this tweet is funniest in the nations of Egypt and Türkiye.
Side-note: Why does Wikipedia still spell the country’s name as Turkey rather than Türkiye?
What do you think the word “titular” means?
This Wilbury really do be traveling