And uber be like: Kenya… Stop doing this plz
And uber be like: Kenya… Stop doing this plz
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My girlfriends ass?
Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?
Yesn‘t
And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes
Tbh I’m one of the guys trying to carry as many chairs as I can. That’s because I want stuff to be done as fast as possible. So more chairs per run = less time spent doing chores 🤷♀️
I have only one question: can I join? I‘ll bring my own shovel!
„1% of people hoarding 99% of wealth in the world, and most of them have the same skin color and religion like me? It has to be the fault of people with a different skin color and/or religion that I’m not getting richer!“
„Shmizzelty shmans, you’re pooping your pants!“
But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!
How do you count pregnant people? When does „being a person“ start? Am I overthinking?
Philadelphia Collins ❤️