I heard that mf has like, 30 gdamn clocks

So they’ve been using it, it just won’t be available to us poors.

Perfect rock is for the wife, she’ll put it to good use. Stick is good to walk home with.

More of a 3 bean tea, no?

This will always be my favorite, it perfectly captures the way he actually talks imo

They don’t need anyone to trust the system, they just need to retain control.

My laptop sucks though so I can really only run anything up to Super Nintendo on it

Especially if you missed it because you were browsing TikTok

“Luck is one of my skills” when it turns out this entire thing is a terrible idea for the date of humanity.

So you’re saying it still could’ve come from Portuguese??

Naturally, this is the type of thing in sci-fi where we assume it’ll be used to generate massive amounts of income to benefit society in a magnificently short amount of time, and then some bastard comes around and says, “What if we incarcerate people for millenia?”

And then you go pick yours up and it turns out he’s still loyal to his partner.

I can imagine thinking it’s be funny in the early stages where things wouldn’t really be too logical they way they are now. Might even assume it wouldn’t actually do anything and I could just pull it back out.

Man, remember Fen-Phen?

Gabe will focus on steam deck users who trust him entirely with their own mother’s lives.

Because you’re secretly gay. Can’t unsee it now.

Navy seals isn’t up there anymore?

I’ll do you one better, why is Jeff?

Aliens might be real, though, I just doubt all the supposed sightings that can be chalked up to mistaking one thing for another, or just gov’t tech that we simply don’t know about.

Actually in his case OP mentioned that might actually be the case.