I need a poltergeist like this. He would help to keep my flat nice and tidy.

Where I come from a round traffic sign with red border means something is forbidden. A warning would be a triangle with red border.

No bowling

That’s an ancient setup. Only fitting to have an ancient solution.

Considering how old this image is, how old is the cat now?

Also from Wikipedia:

“Armstrong has expressed his displeasure with the memes and has joked about wanting to write a sequel song in response called ‘Shut the Fuck Up When October Comes’.”

At least this way you can’t doomscroll

Tbh my lemmy feed is not long enough for doomscrolling.

I’m sorry, Steve

First you’re jaywalking, then you’re jailwalking

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I’m a mix of both. I go to sleep at 2am and wake up at 7am tired af and not able to sleep again.

The split of Gondwana has nothing to do with the asteroid that whiped out dinosaurs. It startet to split way before the impact. The asteroid hit the earth ~66 million years ago, but Gondwana already startet to split ~150 million years ago.

The continent split because of the drift of the tectonic plates

So much potential for r34.