I think you just invented the Metaverse.

When I see “PPSSPP multiplayer,” I think of calling all the cats for snuggle time!

Not helpful, but it puts a smile on my face!

Does Tom Hanks count? He might beat Jorda ln in fame but Hanks isn’t quite the same as Hank.

Is Jackson a “first” name? Sure, I understand that some people use it as a first name, but I would say someone named Jackson Smith has two last names.

Michael Jordan though, that’s legit.

I am Joe’s intestinal tract.

What did you buy the Doge at? Mines up 200%

96.8% is my best.

I have a Taoist reading suggestion for you.

The Tao of Pooh

Turns out, Winnie the Pooh (from the original literature) embodies a lot of Taoist principles, and this book explains the parallels. My brother read it a long time ago and passed it on to me, because he said it reminded him of me. Turns out I’ve unknowingly been a Taoist my whole life. I just didn’t know it until I read the Tao of Pooh.

I do NOT recommend the Tao de Jing. Although it is essentially considered the “Tao Bible”, it’s all over the place and doesn’t really spell out what Taoism is all about.

Looks like a fun bunch!

What the fuck does that guy think a Nazi is?

Dang. The doc be spittin truths.

Yeah, I was trying to avoid THAT example because it’s become too cliche at this point.

Nobody seemed to mind when Hans Gruber fell from Nakatomi Plaza.

Or when the Wicked witch of the West got splashed with water.

Or when The Death Star exploded.

And I don’t give a fuck how rapists and felons, and the people that defend them, feel about what I say.

The research is out, more educated people are more likely to vote Democrat, but if you ever point that out, all you get back is “I know YOU are, but what am I?”

I guess so, but if they don’t consent, there’s going to be charges filled.

They DID campaign on their successes, but nobody believed that anything had gotten better because they still couldn’t afford groceries.

I’ll say it for you. Thomas Crooks was THIS close to being an American hero.

So much whatabout. Are they actually convincing themselves this way, or do they realize it’s stupid but just don’t have anything else to say?

Trump sexually assaulted people and was convicted of fraud.

Whatabout Hillary’s emails and Hunters laptop?

First off, those people aren’t running for president AND it’s not fucking RAPE AND FRAUD!!!

That’s funny that I just opened it up on a whim to see what it was and got pretty far, and now it’s come up in conversation.

Right? I found pre-election solace in knowing that even though his cult will never turn on him, he couldn’t have possibly gotten MORE supporters in the past 4 years.

Turns out they LOVE the hate and they want more of it.

Sorry, Mindless Americans, it’s not Trump’s fault anymore, it’s YOURS.