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Cake day: August 24th, 2023

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  • Well this is spectacular!

    I always just assumed the “crazy shit for everyone” theory was the case, they just didn’t have the scientific understanding to describe it. 100 years later those crazy descriptions had been analyzed to death.

    But I love the Continuing Crazy Adventures of Captain Kirk theory. That one sounds like it is way more fun. Star Fleet is reading these logs and just trying to figure out what to do with Kirk.



  • That or the system is trying to wake us all up from hyper-sleep by throwing increasingly impossible scenarios at us in order for our brains to wake up naturally.

    Except we keep looking at everything and going, “yeah, that makes sense, fuck it” and just not waking up.

    The machines are going mad trying to figure us out.