Nah, they love socialism for them. If they need government assistance it’s ok because they’re just temporarily disadvantaged millionaires, whereas all of the poor and non-white people are just lazy and want things handed to them like a bunch of commies!

Back in my day, we had to paint our faces and wear floppy shoes to get our clown noses! Now Fox News is giving them out for free. Goddamn lazy boomers just want their clown noses handed to them!

I’m a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can’t, or don’t want to do, and you can get paid!

Chili Mac is definitely a delicious thing. Why not Chili Spaghetti?!