Wow it’s smooth too; I was expecting it to look like a creepy old Clutch Cargo cartoon.
Dear [redacted]
Please stop boasting that you are powertool (?) powerful (?) powlfeel (?) powestu! (?) poweltu (?)
Merry/Happy Christmas and a happy new year
From [redacted]
Anxiety doesn’t stop me from doing things. But being lazy as hell certainly does.
HR Jeff is the guy that insists that at least one of the office pizzas has some shit ingredient on it that most (if not all) of the rest of the office hates. But when the pizzas finally show up, he doesn’t eat that claiming that he didn’t see it or he forgot about it. Then when you go back for seconds, the only thing left is the pizza with some vile topping on it.
Fuck Jeff.
He had the fish removed from Picard’s ready room and he killed that fish in his office on Mars. He must really hate fish.