We are in the timeline where MTV stopped playing music, the White Stallions never formed, and Bill and Ted didn’t write the song to unite all of humanity.
We are in the timeline where MTV stopped playing music, the White Stallions never formed, and Bill and Ted didn’t write the song to unite all of humanity.
To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses, I lost interest anyway.
Absorption method:
open textbook
place forehead on paper
fall asleep
absorb information while unconscious
My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.
So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?
Shrimp.
A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.
Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!
If I was working 3 full time jobs, I too would want to permanently work from home.
Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.
That’s the spirit!
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
That’s a solid platform,! Where do I send campaign donations?
My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???
At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂
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