It’s so bright I feel it in my retinas.

I’m glad you guys are looking at the bright side of life 😊

When you swipe your credit card and leave a generous tip, of course!

Oops, they only managed to uncover systematic sex abuse. Better luck next time, dang it.

What in the fresh hell is this? 💀

And don’t try to stand in some place idly outside for more than a minute. They call that “loitering” and it’s the barbaric act of experiencing being alive in public without spending a dime.

She will show no meowrcy!

They’ll pull an OpenAI

Seggs

Maybe they a word

Thank you for uploading the full rez. Gimme gimme! <3

Nah, those are and will always be free–if you’re lucky. 😼😹 Grab 'em while you can (without bite marks).

Avocados for your avocado toast. Smh.

I think they meant to say modern American, no?

What language is this? (Thanks for including a translation)

I hope Trump turns out to be the best president in history. Prove me wrong, conservatives. I want to hear how it’s going by the fourth year.

While I mostly agree, but let’s not underestimate Chinese education and the culture built around overachieving.

If my stupid family members is any indication, by “great economy” they mean they got one or two paychecks in the mail during Covid: “He made me rich!” Yes he did, you minimum wage slave.

And yet not everyone votes or even has a chance to vote in this democracy. And don’t get me started on the college of representarives. Seems pretty broken to me.

That’s a fair point, but I still don’t want them near my taint!