I love the King Palm goji wraps. They taste good. They’re made of berries. It’s neat. I can’t traditionally roll to save my life, but I can make goji cones and pack over a gram in them. I gotta get some more flavors.

Idk I was having fun. I critically interpret things. It’s what I do o_o

I’m a millennial and changed my name. I don’t know why your relative wants to be called something new. There are thousands of possible reasons. You could ask them directly. If they’re autistic, there’s a very good chance they’ll be happy to tell you their thought process in direct and concrete terms. You could also attempt to compromise by calling them “Cal” which is a more normal name. Denying them without understanding is pretty much the worst move >_>

I posted a whole rant about this before I saw your comment. Suffice to say, I entirely agree. It’s one of his worst moments. What an asshole.

Fuck Elon Musk, but this is one of Jim’s worst moments in that show. If someone comes back from an extended therapy program with a set of tools and techniques they are using to solidify and remind themselves of the changes they have made to themselves and their lives, and one of them is as simple as asking you to use the other half of their legal name as their short form moniker, you have to be a an asshole not to do so. So yeah, call Musky’s new sinking ship whatever you want, but don’t be Jim Halpert about it, because Drew never crossed the line in anger again. /rantover

Grew up with that shit. Can confirm, giant roach. Can confirm, do not recommend.

The horrific opportunity cost inherent to having a billionaire class.

Are you just taking pure thc distillate edibles? You could try RSO/FECO for a more full spectrum edible if so. I also find that CBN make me feel substantially more intoxicated than just thc by itself. I usually maintenance my tolerance by skipping edibles and more strictly smoking for sleep near bedtime. I’ve been able to keep it both high and stable for several months now.

Tbh I use them for the herbal blends. My tolerance is sky high, and the thc/cbd in them doesn’t mean much to me. But I had some productive days with the Go pills in my system, some talkative nights with the Chills. And my wife really likes the Love pills, which comes with its own set of benefits for me >_> But we usually carry the Ratio line too, which is better for microdosing: smaller cannabinoid doses and no herbals.

My advice is don’t even try to roll them traditionally. Without putting in any weed, wet one of the short sides and roll it tightly around the tip. Try to keep it cone shaped and wide, but I had success widening mine with the back end of a sharpie. Let it dry like that, and the wet rolled portion will stick together well enough to fill it like a pre-made cone. I cut a plastic straw into a sort of scooping and loading tool and used my sharpie to pack it. I went from “I don’t roll because my hands are stupid” to the goji queen because these let me use process and procedure to get around my lack of fine motor skills <_<

They’re relatively new. I wanted to try the mango ones, but they sold out fastest. And I’m cheap af, so I’m gonna wait for them to come back to where I get an employee discount. I think we still have some banana ones.

Just my cat. She likes to sleep with her head all twisted around in her hands. She is long and grey and likes tunnels and hiding, though.

Yeah, they make a paste of berries into a thin, smokable sheet. They smell like a fruit roll up, are very soft and supple, and tend to be weirdly cool to the touch. The ones we got in at my dispo are all flavored, but they have a natural option online. I guess they still taste like goji berry, but they don’t add anything else.

That’s clearly a dadaist art project.

You really can’t tell if you don’t know the person. I have a bright, weird personality and ADHD and work at a dispensary. People often think I’m high, assume that it’s part of my vibe, but I’m strictly no THC during the day. Meanwhile, one of my most down to earth, serious, no nonsense coworkers does dabs before work and on all her breaks. Nobody thinks she is high all the time, but she’s often the most THC filled person in the building.

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i think the more you’re around it the more your brain starts to tune out the “basic” weed smell that every strain has and focus on the more subtle differences.

The number of times I’ve come across some incredible smelling strain that smells like straight candy to me and I’ll have one of my non-smoker or casual smoking friends smell it only to shrug and say “IDK smells like weed” lol

This is so real. I work in a dispensary. Before this, I could tell wildly different strains apart. I usually bought on the darkweb before rec and knew what I was getting. But if they’d substituted one Blueberry cross for another, they would have gotten away with it. Now I smell weed and read packaging 35-40 hours a week paid, plus whatever I do for my own use.

Now you might be able to get away swapping Blueberry Cookies for Blueberry Muffin, but you’re not gonna get me with Blueberry Headband. Mendo Butter smells kinda buttery, and the smell my wife calls balloons is what most growers call banana.

I also advise anyone exploring weed to take the indica/sativa/hybrid distinction with a very, very large grain of salt.

This drives me crazy sometimes, because terps and minor cannabinoids play a huge part in strain specific effects, but aren’t dictated strictly by those three categories. Those categories are dictated by genetic percentages, not what those genes provided. And a lot of budget weed is so low on terps and minors that it basically is all the same. But dumbass customers who think they know everything only know those three things and don’t believe that terps and minors do anything. So I can’t tell them that the hybrid with 2% Myrcene, 1% Nerolidol, and 2% CBN is gonna be better for sleep than the 60:40 indica in the blue bottle with total terps and minors adding up to less than 2%. Cannabis labeling and education has a long way to go.

Look for something with a lot of Humulene. Humulene suppresses appetite and can counteract the munchies. I have a live resin cart with a bunch of Humulene that works for me. I also have an occasional customer who is older and will forget to eat if she has too much Humulene.

Florida Kush. Smells bad. Tastes bad. Feels great. Don’t get me wrong, tasty weed is great. I had some Cherry Burger with almost 4% terps that far outdid it’s thc percentage while tasting great. But I get excited about the funk and the skunk. I want those volitile sulfuric compounds. Florida Kush nails it juuust right for me. And I’m from Florida, so it’s me themed!

You have a lot of learning to do about enlightenment. Gutei cut off a motherfucker’s finger to get him a little closer to enlightenment. Violence is inherent to true enlightenment. When the enlightened meet the buddha, they will kill the buddha.