Do I have to hold my pee while I’m pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?

“AI deep machine learning large language models crypto blockchain dotcom”

There are consequences, but those consequences are a big fat bonus and a golden parachute.

Thank you for your snackrifice.

“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”

Haven’t stopped planning for retirement and all that jazz but at this point it’s just theater.

Had an old colleague who kept abbreviating ‘follow up’ as ‘f/up.’

“Yeah we should be okay, I’ll f/up on that later today.”

“Hey are you able to f/up on this?”

“Hey, I f/uped with our boss today on our issue.”

Do you take this man to be your husband? We’ve sent a six digit code to your phone, please repeat it for yes.

The greatest crimes are caused by excess and not by necessity.

No, they’re asking if you can get an erection

Some have sensors that will really help heat food evenly and will adjust times and power levels depending on what you’re doing. Most are just default cook times, but if you haven’t tried it out, it’s worth it.

The contracted form of The Edward.

Elon tweets like a 14 year old trying to go hard on MySpace

That old porn site they took down

Double tap couldn’t hurt

Again?

I enjoy it. I like seeing what new bands or songs got my attention, the throwback to favorite songs from earlier in the year, and seeing how my tastes change over time. It’s fun.

Between all of the other big tech firms eating as much of my data as they can, I’m not too worried about Spotify sharing that I like Adele.

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…

I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.

No, it’s really the only exception.

We don’t have to feed horses to cars so we can make cars. We need artists to create original works to feed AI.