Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas
Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?
The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?
I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead
One day you’re pondering the orb. The next you’re strung out, fuckeating some tomatoes, and denying that your son even exists
A decade later, the babaloots would use their CIA supplied arms to establish a theocracy in Thneedville
Why didn’t the Romans use American auxiliaries? Are they stupid?
Seems wasteful. They could at least turn them into driders or feed them to the spiders. Hopefully they torture them to death for the glory of Lloth at least
did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady’s breast?
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psssh , I never saw any belter boots on Earth
Gives a new meaning to loveseat
Milwaukee just got blasted from the earth 😥
It’s against the standards set down in Strunk and White’s Elements of Dogfighting
Aww, look at that gormless smile
Good god though, he looks like a wax facsimile of himself. Guess that’s why he melts all the time
I just finished reading use of weapons, so my vote is he has a scar over his heart and ‘ahem’, has gotten into chairmaking
Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting