I’m just a nerd. I’m an unbelievably amateur novelist and I’m a lover of the greatest game on earth, baseball. Go Giants, Eff the Dodgers and such.
Unfortunately, they were also recently acquired by Canva. It may be all right for the time being, but I wouldn’t throw my full weight behind them anymore.
No problem, friend. I have time for both.
I mean, it’s fine, but couldn’t it do with more guns?
Have you tried presenting them in the form of a sonnet? I hear chicks dig poetry.
Nope. They’re the ones most likely to murder me. Just me, my wife, and our cats. Minimal chances of murder. Except from one of the cats but if it comes down to it, I think I can take her.
Exactly. Do as little as required by the laws of where you live and immediately get the fuck away from wherever you are and start the process to emigrate to a different country. Christmas and Thanksgiving will now be done over video chat.
It depends on your timetable. Right after it’s consumed? Of course not, we’re American. Does it shorten our lifespan significantly to the point of heart attacks in your mid to late 40s? Absolutely.