Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?
Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?
I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.
Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole
Where’s the straw?
Computer, Earl grey, hot. And a whip…
Looks like the future I want is in the past
I better use my strong hand
Enhance!
What’s your favorite planet? Mines the sun.
I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the pager to you.
I would hope so, imagine trying to jerk…I mean, brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. It just feels weird.
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It’s a cheeseburger commemorating the Trump tower, which became the tallest building in Manhattan on 9/11
Glockcoma - when a cop pistol whips you so hard you are hospitalized with glockcoma
Did that shrimp just fry the best rice ever? Oh and he didn’t flip an unwanted shrimp at me?
I tried sham poo once. Then I paid a lot of money. I’m ready for sham poo now
Oops, my bad. I have an old map…very old
For science…