*tinkle*
“I’m here for the third option.”
“Excuse me?”
“You know, the Gen X model. Give me the Skull Skates shirt and the Apathy sticker.”
*tinkle*
“I’m here for the third option.”
“Excuse me?”
“You know, the Gen X model. Give me the Skull Skates shirt and the Apathy sticker.”
Starting my monthly LSD trip out right I see.
Ever since I was a young mage, I played the silver rod.
Hey human, you know that grass I eat?
Yeah, now you get it.
80s pro-tip: It wasn’t about the big dish, you needed the right retriever to unscramble the porn.
Wait until you hear about 4x underwear.
Normal
Reverse normal
Inside-out
Reverse inside-out
Is full of Hawking radiation and dreams.
I hope we all live to see Don and Elon’s treason trials and the debates over hanging before and after.
Brings me back to Reddit in the early days of the 2022 invasion of Ukraine. Pessimism about war wasn’t very welcome among the lulz at Russia’s bluster about their prowess and impending parade in Kyiv. “Ukraine will win any day lol look Russia’s shit is crap”.
The USA is acting just like Russia. Leaders and people.
If it walks like a cuck, talks like a cuck, and cucks like a cuck, well…
“Attack me.”
Y’all need to check yourself before you wreck all of ourselves. Your infrastructure is pwned, you’re putting CEOs in charge of the country, kicking people out of the military, hinting at Geneva convention ignoring, and electing stupid people.
And you think you’ll just win. I swear.
Living in the setup of a shitty WWIII novel as the antagonist and aren’t aware enough of history to know it.
Ferengi code of dysfunction.
‘These Colors Don’t Cum’ channel
Barely more light than nightswitch.
It’s just more “and they’ll pay for it” like The Wall. He’s blackmailing entire economies to get credit for fixing complex drug and border issues by using his masterful business acumen.
This is the kind of logic you come across as a kid and then make a fool of yourself with as an adult all the time.
You get: the illusion of free trade until I get mad at something and claim dumping
I get: somewhere to escape if things don’t go my way
It makes me so happy that “wa wa wa” was vocal.
Also ocarina.
Because they don’t have to.
People don’t care enough to stop them.