HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]

Wow, resorting to ad hominem. Sad.

And you arrived at this conclusion how, exactly?

Actually never mind that question. Answer my request for hog first.

Bruh you’ve been engaging in bad faith this whole time why do I owe you civility?

Also: Where’s your hog?

HOG OUT OR LOG OUT YOU SEALIONING FUCKHEAD

So you concede to the fact that you are a -brained turbolib with no hog to post and your only response is “You’re a Nazi”?

Are you a poster? And if you are, why do you feel the need to hide your hog?

Are you capable of posting hog?

I had a friend who had a Krait. Crewing up with myself in a deployed fighter and another friend of ours on the guns back in the Krait was lots of fun.

I wanted a Fer-de-Lance but was never in a system that had one while I had the credits to buy one

I never got the hang of bigger ships. I think the biggest one I had was a Type-7. I think I had a Federal Dropship at one point but I didn’t get any use out of it.

Lakon Diamondback Explorer

OR

Faulcon DeLacy Cobra Mk III (Specifically MY Cobra Mk III)

So Epic games can just cut 830 people because they’re “spending way more than they earn” and nobody bats an eye. But when I cut 830 people because I spend way more than I earn, I’m “committing assault” and am “a menace to society.”

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One time I woke up first and heard my buddy talk in their sleep. I can’t remember all of it, but I remember they definitely said “If Batman’s still in the basement, I’m fucked.”

Umm…what?

I get that white women suck, but I don’t see why this was necessary.

Supposedly, the lost F-Zero Webcomic (the first time a proper ‘canon’ was established for Western fans) was much, much weirder.

What corporate-constructed ironic double-bills do to a POS

For all his shortcomings, Forrest Gump put a lot of the money he made from his Apple stocks back into his community.

I mean really the only difference is that Zaphod Beeblebrox isn’t functionally omnipotent