CENTCOM are the HQ for the madlads that made “proportional response” a meme. They were supposed to sink a couple ships and disable a few oil platforms and instead pretty much obliterated half of the Iranian navy in the process.

They listed the protected classes. Which one is astrology?

Good sensible advice right here ^

A feature they share with the MAGA movement

I have a male cat that loves to sing when he’s got a toy in his mouth

Strong relationship status update vibes

You sound fun

Oh cool are we doin this now

No idea what I’m looking at under the bed

We survived

Reach for the stars!

I’m wishing for the timing, really.

Are many people blaming pizza for liver damage?

Yes! Using all of one’s senses is crucial. I for one won’t eat those strawberries that scream when you bite into them.

You promise?

Homer Hickam is a fairly famous name in NASA history. She didn’t just tell a Space Council member to suck her dick and balls. The film October Sky is about his life growing up as the son of a coal miner and pushing past his dad’s disdain for highfalutin rocket engineering. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Homer Hickam. It’s pretty good. So what are you up today?