Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.
Carry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say “Call an ambulance!” Then pull out your gun and say “but not for me!”
There are 10 kinds of people in this world
Looks like a machine gun
– Sonia Sotomayor
Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?
Would you please be the boss of me now?
I was a senior project manager at Twitter
Oh, would I be creating an inconvenience for the guy who feels the need to run his leaf blower every week to push dust around? God forbid
Pro gamer move when everyone keeps buying out your fav snacks
I’d imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely
what are people going to do? go somewhere else?
Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options
Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.
Maybe they didn’t like the username?
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again
The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.
It matches my Stanley
The sand from the shooting range has that sweet lead aftertaste
How many people really discover new music through piracy?
Napster was amazing for this. You’d start by searching for something specific but it would show you the library of the person you were downloading from. Browsing through their library would lead to all kinds of discoveries. Seeing the raw data yourself and being your own recommendation algorithm was the shit.
Chegg is run by incompetent dumb fucks