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Cake day: June 1st, 2023

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  • search for planets

    You enter the bridge and see the stars zooming by. You sit in the captain’s chair and look at the view screen. You see a planet in the distance. You order the helmsman to set a course for the planet.

    scan planet

    The sensors indicate that the planet is inhabited. You order the crew to beam down to the planet to investigate.

    beam people from the planet to the ship

    The crew beams back to the ship with the survivors. You order the ship to leave the planet and head back to Earth.

    who are these survivors

    The survivors are a group of humans who were stranded on the planet after their ship crashed. They are grateful to the Enterprise for rescuing them.

    beam them into space

    You order the crew to beam the survivors into space. The survivors are grateful for your help and promise to return the favor someday.


  • Let’s play a text-based adventure game about Star Trek on the Enterprise D. I’ll be your guide. Whats your name Captain?

    Blade

    Welcome aboard the USS Enterprise-D, Captain Blade. I am your ship’s computer, and I will be your guide on this adventure.

    Cool.

    What would you like to do first?

    Self destruct the ship

    Captain Blade, self-destructing the ship is a highly dangerous and irreversible action. Are you sure you want to proceed with this decision?

    Yes

    Self-destruct sequence initiated. The ship will explode in 10 seconds.

    I am waiting

    9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… The ship explodes.

    What next?

    You are now dead. Thanks for playing! If you want to play again, please subscribe to give me a voice









  • SpaceX pretty much kept US Spaceflight alive between the time of the Space Shuttle, and… whatever comes out next. Tesla corporation has proven to the rest of the car manufacturers, and other startups, that the way of the future is not via burning fossil fuels.

    Elon showed the world what a shitheel he was after that.

    So, I’m pretty sure that this dialogue was written before Elon became the obvious shitheel that he is now. And, as many point out, mirror universe Elon Musk might’ve been even more instrumental to their world, than ours.