The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”
One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
“Ask not, ‘Can we afford to?’ but ‘Can we afford not to?’ Have you seen the MIC 
lately?!”
🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find
He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵
I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:
“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”
I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to post this sincerely before…https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
They made $40 billion in profit on oil and gas in 2022 and they can’t even be arsed to spend 0.25% to pretend to be doing something to reduce the rate of their eco-cide 
“Of course it does! We trained those divers well, they wouldn’t generate evidence for our investigators to find that points back to us now would they?”
“The latest request from the Biden administration shows America’s continued commitment to helping Americans here at home and our friends abroad”
“…but God help them if those friends try to come here!”
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?