How else can I tell you what kind of leather it is and infodump the complete history of the wallet in human civilization on you?

B-b-but if I ask real nice, I’m sure they’ll give me a job scraping barnacles off it.

#trickledown

Galileo has entered the chat.

I once read this amazing short story where the human race was dying out because men had discovered a way to make their penises enormous. Like, carry-it-in-a-wheelbarrow massive.

It looks good on him.

And not much does.

I’m going to put this meme over here with all the other meme.

Which I would lose in a time period so short it is not yet measurable by science.

And all of my tech challenged family screamed out in unison, “What’s the fucking 1Password password again?!”

The more middle aged I get, I can just rewatch series over and over. They’re new every time.

Cuts down on streaming bills.

I fully support all y’all’s gayness. Some of the other dumb shit you do…

Frank with the inside source on that brown acid

A special kiss

Why did you have to post this?

sigh unzips

That tracks.

I’d make a million phone call if it replaced one face to face. Brr

Joke’s on you, the CEO funded the robots and they all gave him a raise.

The choreography and the symbolism behind it blew me away.

There’s a lot more to that video, too.

With the rising tide of hate crimes and white supremacist attacks on democratically elected reps, it’s obvious they don’t need to be eloquent.

Just criminal.

I feel like everyone should have to do a couple years of military service.

But only if leaders could be prevented from starting wars of conquest.

Which they can’t. So fuck the military.

Some people want to herd you.

Some people want to be herded by you.