This is absolutely perfect.

I get it. It’s a concert, right?

Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.

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Gross, people do that?

Me who never stirs and never gets sticky pasta…

That guy in the middle is literally called: The Lord of the Rings. It’s like his parents couldn’t decide on what character they should name their son after. So they just said ‘fuck it’ and named him the actual title of the franchise.

Edit: I just noticed the comma. So this guy’s first name is ‘Lord of the Rings’ and his surname is ‘The’. “Oh please, Mr. The was my father. Call me Lord of the Rings.”

Whoever it was, I think we’ve already taken it.

Cancer is le bad.

I don’t know what AMRAAMs are but I’ll bet it’s for nerds like you!

Edit: /s Really guys? The /s was necessary?

Huzzah! Thanks man!

Why?

As a suggestion/feedback. Could you please make it so you can block certain subreddits from appearing in your feed? I know you can subscribe but I am actually fine with most subreddits apart from a select view.

Maybe like a one million dollar fine? That’s a lot of money, you know.

Simpso… erm I mean Futurama did it!

I always heard: “I got some reins down in Africa.”

Edit: lol, I still hear it.

Bland from the outside, favourable on the inside?

It doesn’t even have to be plausible to be funny. Anything read in his goblin voice is funny.

“Let’s say for the sake of this argument in a theoretical hole, under the ground, there lived let’s say a hobbit…”

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