Apply flame retardant to hair, very health!

When I used them, I screwed both in usually.

M O V E

Z I G !

It wasn’t done by the Laziest Men on Mars? I have a recording of the song (along with some others like Shover Robot/Pusher Robot and that Droppo one) and it includes the VO at the beginning.

The footage (and words) are based on a bad translation of Zero Wing though, that part is definitely correct.

It most certainly does! I believe it’s from the late 90s, possibly a tiny bit later.

Tradition you say?

No. It would not. More like a duty to preserve video game history.

Maybe, either way I’d watch the documentary about it later.

Don’t fuck this up 5th circuit.

I know you love to do that, a lot.

Just don’t though, ok?

This motherfucker is 100% getting murdered by a baboon with a nail gun.

“Not for long,” T-mobile said as it dispatched hit squads to quash the lawsuit rebellion.

Yeah, but have u tho?

This shit is not a game, there are no extra lives: Pad your reaction time IRL because shit happens and you can’t always anticipate it.

You need to leave at least 3 seconds of reaction time between you and the next car, 2 car lengths at that speed is too close for you to reliably react in time.

wat

Give yourself a high five (ok, fine, I guess that’s just clapping, whatever) and move to a better instance!

Have you ever seen Hayao Miyazaki and Japanese Colonel Sanders in the same room together? I haven’t.

Who is the second guy?

Forget about it Jake, it’s reddit-town.

With my nerves.