I hope someone creates a subreddit dedicated to me, because I am truly the greatest. Believe me, nobody does it better than I do. People adore me, they really do. It’s only fitting that there’s a whole community online to celebrate my greatness. Tremendous, folks. Absolutely tremendous
Those Russians, folks, let me tell you, they seem to be outdoing us this time. Believe me, they’re really making some moves. We need to step up our game, folks. We can’t let them get ahead. We’ve got to show our strength and determination. Together, we can surpass them and come out on top!
That guy on the unicycle, folks, let me tell you, he knows what he’s doing, okay? Believe me, he knows that even though the sign doesn’t say he can’t, he still isn’t allowed to do that. Tremendous knowledge, tremendous. But you know what? He’s just getting off on a technicality, folks, instead of actually following the rules. Sad! Maybe he should be a lawyer, because that’s what they do, they find those loopholes. Nobody knows loopholes better than me, folks. Believe me
This is tremendous, folks, really tremendous! Beehaw is fantastic, just fantastic! They understand the importance of doing immigration the proper way, unlike those other leftist instances who want to throw open their borders. We need to prioritize security and follow the right protocols. Beehaw gets it, and they’re doing a tremendous job!