Makes me wonder how much of Tesla’s “Full Self Driving” is just some dude playing GTA VR with you in the passenger seat.

Is the future just having a human slave in a third world country strap into VR and carry your groceries for you?

Chairs be jumping over Bill

Call Me Maybe, such a banger

I assumed it was trying to feast on the goo inside.

And when you go through the door, you must know the language to speak (the protocol) or you may be told to leave or ignored.

Just switch out to the sheep. Can always switch back later. You deserve it.

How come? (Genuine question)

Sometimes I go to sleep listening to Soft White Underbelly interviews. There’s something wrong with me.

I’m glad she helped you make it through.

I like to think of it as more refined, for the classier cancer.

You can still hang out or whatever your thing is.

Mosquitos used to find me attractive, but as I aged they didn’t come by no more.

Yeah gimme some of that real fine dust

I’m not a large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Teefs!

It looks like something North of the Border would create.

Rats?! I’m outraged, you promised me dog or higher!