Last year’s Elf on a Shelf?

The Marriotts. Not huge fans of alcohol.

We all are. It’s one of the bonds that keeps civilization alive. Keep searching !

That’s what the three shells are for.

Exactly! (By definition)

It was based on good old fate and transport processes and plenty of scientific data (as opposed to made up hearsay?). It served us well for that sucky situation we were in. .

https://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/pha-guidance/conducting_scientific_evaluations/exposure_pathways/environmental_fate_and_transport.html