“But I never thought they’d eat MY face”

Itty bitty baby hands

Not from a star wars crossover unfortunately. This is absolute Batman, a Bruce Wayne who is just a city engineer not a billionaire so he makes all his gear from what he can find

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/3/33/Batman_and_Alfred_Pennyworth_(Absolute_Universe)_02.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20241011171744&path-prefix=protagonist

This was always the case, just stated explicitly now

That and smiles. Feels like a superpower just giving people genuine smiles and watching their whole face change

What do yall think of the new vocalist?

So you’ll pay a livable wage plus overtime everytime you call me outside work yeah?

We could but those heads are pretty full of hot gas, might be pretty explosive

Nah just busy making the gravedigging Mr Krabs meme reality again

Honestly think they were offered to the shop directly but I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt to ask

I’ve got a Singer 31-15 tabletop I just fixed up and got working but I used a Singer 29k60 to make these

Ladder stitch!

https://www.easysewingforbeginners.com/project/how-to-do-a-ladder-stitch-or-invisible-stitch/

Furniture samples, when someone like La-Z-Boy gets a new line of furniture they get a chain loaded up with swatches of leather to compare colors. I just grab then when they don’t carry that line anymore

As my name might suggest I’ve got a few big sewing machines to mess around with and that made it way easier lol

As sacrilegious as it sounds pub subs are very mid-tier to me. Perfectly acceptable sandwich just too much bread and always kinda dry unless I drown it in mayo/mustard after the fact. I’d rather go with their tenders and potato wedges honestly

Proof positive people can change for the people they love

Not to be too Disney about it but getting sober is cool as hell, that shit is hard to do

Christmas lights they accidentally wrapped backwards with the male end of the string all the way at the top of the tree

Everyone in the building wears one regardless.

My management or owners are not allowed to see the content and it can only be reviewed by a third party arbitration.

If the camera is off I might as well be dead to my employers and coworkers.

My pay increases proportionally to the success of the business.

Roger roger