Woo I watermelons!
Woo I watermelons!
On the internet, nobody suspects you’re a Pom.
It’s the 11th here, so not the whole world.
My card’s PIN is just the date when the bank reset it for me… 20 years ago.
I changed banks and I set my new card to the same PIN.
It’s sentimental at this point.
Yeah I always try to bring up our award to shut down the “but the well tipped waiters will lose money if you mandate a minimum wage” argument.
As though a minimum wage has to stay $7.
Our waitstaff get $35/hr on weekends and somehow we still have enough small cafes to bankrupt Starbucks.
$23 is the national no award minimum, but the restaurant award mandates $29 for even a level 1 casual.
Yeah we stopped being on Arizona time in the 70s.
Yeah 3 days before? I only found out it was DST this weekend just gone because I happened to still be up.
Me: man it’s almost 2am, I should go to bed
DST: lol 3am
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Short for swimming costume.
“very good sir, I shall remind you in 9 minutes”
Classic IT.
That reference is going straight to the pool room.
Sam and Max? That’s ruined my day.
Pssh, you believe in the moon?