This is obviously fake because two people are playing and no one has 16,000 cards

I never considered Dr. Pepper as a person

Did you know you can make homemade black olives by no cleaning out the green olive you dropped in the air fryer and haven’t cleaned out

I loved vampire survivors, I have not played it in quite a while. I did just pick up halls of torment and that’s scratching a similar itch.

“other than the US require individual personal attention and the filing of Customs paperwork”

Let me rack you up a line

I’d watch this

IT LOOKS LIKE AN AVERAGE SIZED BANANA TO ME. TOO BIG EVEN MAYBE

Has there been a single time that it has been?

Taylor Swift blocked him and he can’t have that

I like lovecraft. But he’s definitely a piece of shit

I sincerely doubt that.

A lot of us are lucky we don’t live in Ohio (I’m from Michigan)

The Alamo is worth being forgot about. It’s always told as a feel good story but it’s actually just kinda fucked up. Pretty on par for American history

It’s my phone. If I’m specifically going out of my way to do that, they have no right to force me to do it their way.

Turns out you can only recycle the same garbage full of bugs so many times before people get bored of it

Yup, they are pretty common

I sure am, that’s how I got the nickname, “The flash”

It’s ok to eat fish because they don’t have any feeling

I think it’s stock