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I can’t believe I read that entire, awful, pointless, fake-ass rant.

I don’t think you’ll be missing anything at all by using an emulator. https://edgeemu.net was the gold standard for rom repositories back in the day, and I’m pleased to see it’s still up and kicking!

I take a perverse sort of pleasure in trimming everything except for the content from a webpage. I love to see how clean it looks, just black text on a white page, no videos, no social links, no headers, or footers, or navbars, or stickies, or comments, or sidebars, or whatever the fuck “div-of-nth-type-9” is, or- everything goes but the actual content. I love blocking the cookie popups; “consent banners” as if they aren’t trying to coerce “consent.” Blocking that garbage feels like saying go fuck yourself. Viscerally satisfying.

Worth the hassle? Nah probably not, unless you’re just a weirdo like me who enjoys stripping the bullshit off of things.

Why dont the reunite the development team and make episode 3.

Don’t worry. Stick with me, I’ll teach you all the pedantry you need to trick some idiot’s pants off.

That’s figuratively what eat the rich means.

I’m pretty sure the horses are supposed to put the olive oil on you, actually.