An opera? About a woman? How deliciously absurd!
An opera? About a woman? How deliciously absurd!
I know this is a super long shot but anyone know where that is? Public park or private?
What other surprises are in that town?
“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.
-Bender Rodriguez
Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?
I don’t use the internet
I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.
Jesus Christ!..the Protestant one
The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who’s so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can’t quit.
They believe their side has a right to those lands because they are gods chosen people, according to their own religion. Without religion what excuse would they have to commit genocide against “the others”? Those lands have been fought over for thousands of years, and every one of those battles was against non-believers.
How about we all stop pretending god is real and help each other before it’s too late?
No censoring, their ideas are bad and they should feel bad.
What’s the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?
TIL Gawd makes bullets fly with the shell still attached
Trump visited a Trump property 428 out of 1461 days of his term, and he played 261 rounds of golf, about 1/5 of days of his term. Almost $150 million charged to American taxpayers, for him to travel there with full security, play an 90-stroke game, kick his ball, called it 65 strokes to his friends, make dirty deals without oversight, travel back with security, eat a cheeseburger and angry tweet from the toilet. Every 5 days. Laziest president we’ve ever had.
My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.
Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.
Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.