“Is my shirt asymmetrical enough?”
“Is my shirt asymmetrical enough?”
Ayyy fellow birthday week friend
And a union man, with a smoking hot wife. A war hero who then got assigned the safest job in the fleet before becoming the highest ranking NCO of an alien tech outpost. And don’t forget those sexy Irish pipes.
We should all be so lucky to be Senior Chief Miles O’Brien.
I feel like Lower Decks has the answer to these problems. Like at some point Starfleet had a meeting and was like “ok we really need a fleet of ships that just answer the boring shit”
Space squids fucking near DS7? Just California-class about it.
The older I get the more I profoundly identify with Cypher. Ignorance truly is bliss.
Anthony Bourdain: open the walk-in and you’ll see the line cook who’s about to handle your rokeg blood pie doing lines of spice off the Andorian fryguy’s stiff blue dick “as a joke”. Still you can’t find a better crew outside of Qo’noS, just don’t go in the kitchen.
Dominion: comes
Starfleet: lol jk we still use blackops wet teams
Riker boldy coming and going. The OG Starfleet fuckboi. Kirk set the tone, Will dialed it to 11.
Make the Federation Great Again lmao what a dunce. Literally been addressing trans rights since the early 90s.
Literally the Dyson Sphere episode haha
Somewhere in the bottom of a snowy canyon I reckon
I just buy whatever is the cheapest flavor of my cat’s preferred brand. Haha guess I’m doing this by accident.
We abandoned using SanDisk after WD merged the G-DRIVE into them. This particular model we’ve seen like half a dozen fail over 6 months as well as 3 failures from their 22TB HDD Pro series which is what replaced G-DRIVE. Their quality has really plummeted.
It’s basically guy version of Pinterest lmao
You mean the literal dog whistle for racists? Because a large portion of pit owners are POC so they get to spew their hate without saying it out loud. Ever wonder why they get all bloodthirsty about killing those dogs? There ya go.
I was mauled by a German Shepard with shitty owners when I was a kid. They’re literally trained for military and police work, yet where are the GSD hate groups? It’s almost like the people who hate pits, are the same who bootlick LEO and have thin blue line stickers. It’s almost like breeds don’t matter, it’s the training by the owners.
Even despite that experience, I don’t hate GSD, I hate shit owners. Shit owners make shit dogs. It’s either that or Patrick Stewart is secretly pulling the veil over all of us.
But it’s not really the dog they hate… so yeah let’s not have them here.
You forgot the best one
Captain Freeman: Warp me!