… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well
… yes Human, please find all the stop signs as well
Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard
We switched off of Mayan for project scheduling after 2012 was a bust, no end of the world or anything, just some instability in the simulation… (man egg on my virtual face, I really blew that one)
… oh and they have a Milkshake machine??? How the hell do they rate?? We had to overthrow Guatemala just to get some decent coffee beans
Damnit! We aren’t starting that project till quarter 4!
What??? We already did that one! We did that after weather control and truth serums.
Get back to work Steve. That black hole device isn’t gonna develop itself
No! I am the leaker!
This conspiracy theory is bullshit!
This is like, my favorite movie ever!
In my defense, I was really stoned at the time
Yea! #STOPBOTHATE
This is patrick
There is! Come on in and pick it up!
I think as long as you’re careful you could avoid crashing the market until you are ready, and they would have to prove insider trading. I could spread my stock purchases through a bunch of shell corporations as well
Lottery numbers and a historical record of the stock market: first, win lottery then invest based on performance
Become a billionaire, then join the oligarchy and use my stock knowledge to bankrupt the rest of the oligarchy
And it’s still a top seller
Hey now, let’s not be totally hasty here