Ok, but why do I smell hippos??
Ok, but why do I smell hippos??
So I do still swear and curse…
But now I do it literally.
Texas is a pretty terrible place. And it’s huge. Have fun.
Nobody had a faster robot?
This vampire joke doesn’t suck as much as usual
If the cameras are all right next to each other it’s fine. Otherwise, their eyes get all wonky and I really don’t like it, it kind of makes me uncomfortable
How To Survive A Desert Island: The Audio Book
I never report any of the dead bodies I find, I really hate paperwork
I just like to insult birds. You should hear the shit I Talk about black crowned night herons.
Common grackle
US with new technology:
To help fight human trafficking? No
To help find abducted children? No
To catch “illegal” brown kids trying to go to school? Hell yeah!
North Korea.
Lemmyors