The technology worked great, but let me tell you, no amount of regular expressions stands a chance against a 15 year old trying to text the word “penis” onto the Jumbotron.

Great write-up! This might help some of the bigger instances as well.

I hate that bug so much… If you forget to log out however, you can hit ctrl-alt-f1 to switch to the x session, which frees up the shutdown.

I absolutely agree. They should be disbarred at the very least. This level of idiocy undermines the integrity of the entire system.