They do! They make peep peep peep noises. The ones in the vid are muscovy ducks so they don’t really quack as adults either.

And now I’m off to feed 18 ducklings.

That’s way too coherent, I’m thinking it’d be more like this but more discordant and interminably longer.

With sound, everybody can choose an instrument and place a note on an orchestral score and OH THE CACOPHONY! MAKE IT STOP!

You’re a good writer, I read that 3 times. Very evocative, well-paced, humorous.

“The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” -Douglas Adams The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

1% of analog tv static is due to the cosmic microwave background, remnants of the early formation of the universe and critical evidence of the big bang. The og random bullshit signal.

whack a mole…

That’s what I’m trying to block though.