Someone should shop this (including the groyper avatar) into the “I bet he’s thinking about other girls” meme

That and cheap and cheerful musical keyboards.

That doesn’t look like her, and besides, her name is Xenia.

Stocks in producers of nutritional supplements and bleach, meanwhile, have rallied.

It’s obviously from the parallel timeline in which German became the official language of the United States.

Cutting out everyone but the middleman

Finally, they can make a robo-Rogan that can radicalise young men at a fraction of the cost

My theory: Gaetz’ nomination was suggested by Trump’s GRU handler as a smokescreen for ensuring GRU asset Gabbard’s nomination glides through unchallenged.

You’ve been a very bad sea turtle.

Her entire identity is being a dumbshit.

BlueSky has already received funding from venture capital, and so will need to find a way to monetise its user base. Once enough people depend on the site for their social connections and friend circles, the promise of decentralisation will be quietly removed, APIs will be restricted (as on Reddit/Xitter), terms of service updated to ban circumvention, and the user-controlled algorithms modified to deliver your eyeballs to the advertisers and your data to data brokers, and before long, it’ll be an Instagram-style slot machine, where you mostly see ads and AI pink-slime, but keep pulling the lever in case there’s another update you care about in there somewhere.

They want a government small enough to fit in everyone’s bedroom

Their US and Australian divisions are solid. The UK one varies, and has some decent people, but also has a persistent infestation of TERF/SWERFs. A few high-profile ones have left after their comments became irreconcilable with the paper’s ostensibly liberal/progressive line, but you still get regular Observer opinion columns about pronoun-mongers sexualising our children or other scare campaigns. There’s a rumour that the editor, Kath Viner, is herself a TERF and personally protecting them, though I haven’t seen any evidence one way or the other.

They could spin up a Mastodon instance, but given how lousy their UK editorial department is with TERFs, it would be justifiably blocked for transphobia.

The ones I’ve seen look machine-made, probably in huge quantities. They’re thin, and look slightly less disposable than a paper coffee cup.

They still make these

Do they want to get France kicked out of NATO?

Get a good catsitter (a trustworthy friend, or a reliable professional), and get them to send you photos/video daily.

Olympia at least had a good punk/indie/riot-grrrl scene in the 90s, and made its mark on music history that way

Cybertruck was a self-portrait