Most boxes of chocolate didn’t have a card or map explaining which was which back in the 90s.

Back in the day there wasn’t maps when you got chocolate. Food allergies were not much of a concern back then and nutrition information wasn’t required.

I’ve bought plenty of local chocolate shop boxes that didn’t have a map.

I’m not sure he was illiterate but he did play football at Alabama so it’s a distinct possibility.

Police are like a box of chocolates

They’ll kill your dog.