Can’t go wrong with pizza.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

Lasagna! So effin good.