Remember, if the helicopter isn’t from Canada’s coasts, then it isn’t a Sea King. It’s just sparkling aerial disaster.

“Quebec Foreign Legion Members Disappointed They Are Not Here Because of Poutine, Cite Homophones for Confusion.”

Ukrainian officials have reiterated their request for more financial military aid, in lieu of Ottawa’s last shipment of Heartland Season 8 DVD box sets and expired Jos Louis snack cakes.

Still should take out Russians.