Oh, I was gonna say international housewife
Intercontinental ballistic housewife
I think that’s how they used to advertise mail-order brides in the classier porn mags.
Could also imply the existence of industrial housewives too
oh no there is housewife capitalism now
MLMs
Woah, do i have to tame a feral helper and turn it into domestic helper?
Nvm that really sounds so wrong 😂
Domestic housewives are subs while feral housewives are doms
None of these words are in the Bible.
H-h-hi…
Can I fix you?
Ms. Izumi doesn’t need fixing but she can teach you to be worse.
First though she’ll drop you in a deserted island to survive for a month.
Is she with me on the island?
No, she’ll come back one month later to check if you’re alive. Might send her employee to steal your food too.
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Me: I can fix her
*ends up in a hut in the woods