Inside you there are two vamps.
I wish
Same but it’s Carmilla and Lenore from Castlevania
Damn. I feel sorry for you.
Damn. I feel happy for you.
I have two raccoons inside me. Last time I go to the Roadkill Corral…
I’ve got the Ursula from The Little Mermaid and Lola Bunny from The Looney Tunes Show
I feed any wolf in me that makes itself known. They’re hungry and valid.
Which one are you feeding?
Pretty sure they share, no matter what I cram in there with them. Whether its brain food, or yet another mess to clean up, or more likely ignore.
Okay, okay, so its Marjory I’m feeding, Marjory the Trash Heap. She gets me.
Yes.
But I’m not telling what they are doing.
Only 2? What is this, amateur hour?
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