This is the Star Trek/ the thick of it crossover I never knew I needed!!
It would be easy to adapt … just throw in random censor ‘beeps’ through the dialogue … even cut out entire segments with one long beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep and then return back to regular dialogue.
I always wondered what happened to that wraith dude that SG Atlantis tried to make back into a human. I guess he got to Earth and joined Starfleet.
And henchanged his name from Michael.
[Gently pushes an Engineering Ensign against the wall, staring at them with a cold rage]
“If you mess up my engine I’ll come down on you so hard you’ll need to be reassembled by fucking air-crash investigators.”