A guy who’s totally not a drug mule and/or totally not wearing a butt plug for kink purposes asked for advice on how to go on some kind of walking expedition that’s totally not a hiking trip with a group of unspecified people for three days without having to take a shit at the totally available bathroom facilities they’d pass along the way. He’s unable to elaborate on anything for reasons that totally have nothing to do with implicating themselves in criminal activities and/or pissing off their Dom/me.